1. An ederly German decided to commit suicide, took a lot of sleeping pills, tied a briefcase full of stones arouns his neck, rowed out into the middle of the Rhine - and was found sound asleep in his boat. (Buffalo News)
2. There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the Monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the pocession will take place in the morning. (Irish Paper)
3. When Mrs. Janet Trent opened her diary yesterday the entry for the day was already filled in by someone else, and read: "House burgled 5a.m." A burglar had stolen $24 as she slept. (Daily Express)
4. An unnamed boy aged 14 in Washington DC used to turn in flase fire alarms. He underwent psychiatric treatment to cure him of that, and he stopped doing it. Apparently he learned never to beak the glass and pull the hook unless there actually was a fire. So - now he sets the house on fire first, and has done it four times. (Baltimore Sun)
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